Thursday, April 10, 2008

My neighbors are trying to kill me.

Yup, you saw exactly what you think you saw. My neighbors have been systematically, purposefully, methodically, covertly trying to kill me. They think I cannot see through their subtle actions. They think I am blissfully unaware of the hidden danger. THEY ARE WRONG. I see and feel fully the effects of their actions. Why, oh why, did they ever plant hyacinths?????

For those of you who didn't notice, it's allergy season, don'tcha know?

PS: I may have over-exagerated. They ARE trying to kill me, but.............. I seriously, in more more rational, less tissue-ful moments, think that they are completely unaware of the havoc they have wreaked.

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